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Monday 31 October 2011

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A mother took her little boy to church. While in church the little boy said, “Mommy, I have to pee.”

The mother said to the little boy, “It’s not appropriate to say the word ‘pee’ in church. So, from now on whenever you have to ‘pee’ just tell me that you have to ‘whisper.’”

The following Sunday, the little boy went to church with his father and during the service said to his father,
... “Daddy, I have to whisper.”

The father looked at him and said,
“Okay, why don’t you whisper in my ear.
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1.
Q. Why can't the boy ghost have babies?
A. Because he has a Hallo-weenie.



2.
Advntages of pilloW:

For sleeping... ?

no
...
For pilow fight ..?

no

Then ????

For hiding ur cell while texting late at niGht ... :p ;)



3.
Boy: you're a barbie doll. ;)
Girl: you mean i'm tall and beautiful? Awww.. ♥
Boy: I mean you're made out of plastic and have no brain.



Saturday 29 October 2011

DOG'S SNOW SKITTING ...HOHOOHHIHIIHH


CHOOSE A GIRL FRIEND ..JOKES HIHI



Boy : Marry me ?

Girl : Do you have a house ?

Boy : No
...
Girl : Do you have a BMW car ?

Boy : No..

Girl : How much is your salary.. ?

Boy : No salary. but

Girl : No but. You have nothing .. How can i marry you ?! Leave please !!

Boy : I have one villa, 3 property
lands, 3 Ferrari, 2 Porsche .. Why I still need to buy BMW ?
How can I get the salary when actually I'm the Boss

Girl : Marry me Ellahi yostor 3la wallaiak

M.M.H ( Mohamed Mohamed Hassan )

IS THESE JOKES..HIHIHIIH..HOOHHOHOH..

1.The only time to never forget your wife`s anniversary, is to forget it once, and all hell will break loose.


2.
Girl : what ?
Boy : how are you ?
Girl : do i know you ?
Boy : I'm rich
........................Girl : hi , I'm Nana , I'm 20 ,, nice to meet you !
... Boy : no no ,, "Rich" is my name
Girl : Sorry I don't talk to boys

3.

When your cell phone falls accidently,"OMG..!!
.
.
And when your friend falls accidentlly,"BUHAhahaha HAhahahah"... :D

... Is it all-right..!!!"



REAL JOKES...HIHIHI


GIRLFRIEND:(to her boyfriend) babe i cheated.
BOYFRIEND:so what?do you think i love you? I've also been cheating on you for the past two years. You're just for fun.
GIRLFRIEND(CRYING) I was talking about my exams!

POINT OF NO RETURN


A man goes to a library & asks for a book on suicide. The librarian say, "definately not! You wont bring it back.