FUNNY HUSBAND..SO FUNNY..

Wife : Honey ...... What are You Looking for ?

Husband : Nothing.

Wife : Nothing...?? U've been reading our marriage certificate 4 an
hour ...??

Husband : I was just looking 4 the expiry date.

what u r thinking so funny......

what u r thinking .

1. you may think this police is so stupid

2. u can think this police is breaking law

3. also u can think this police has no heart...

3. some one thing this child is dancing...hahaha...

ok..let me clear ..this police trying to save his life....any confusion just post a comments,,,,..

Secrets for a happy and healthy life

Get a girlfriend who cooks well.
Get a girlfriend who takes care well.
Get a girlfriend who looks well.

And most of all make sure that these three girls don't meet each other! :P ;)

THINK FIRST WHICH ONE YOU LIKE MOST ??? HUSBAND ON DOG ???

A lady went to the police station to report her Missing Husband

Lady : I lost my husband ..

Inspector : What is his height ?

Lady : I never noticed

... Inspector : Slim or healthy ?

Lady : Not slim may behealthy

Inspector : What was he wearing ?

Lady : Suit or maybe shirt . I dont remember

Inspector : Was somebody with him ?

Lady : Yes ! My Labrador dog ,name- calvin , tied with golden chain, 26 inches , healthy , blue eyes , blackish brown hair, his left foot thumb nail is slightly broken , he never barks , wearing a golden belt stubbed with blue balls , He likes non veg and she started crying

Inspector : lets search the dog first

FUNNY BUT POSITIVE EFFECT OF SOCIALNETWORKING !!!!

Positive effect of social networking:
A boy's facebook status "I am online from Toilet."....
His father comment soon:"Come out fast, I am getting pressure."

SEXY FUNNY !!!!

Don't drink unboiled water..
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Fish live in water without pampers.. Seriously..!:p