DONT STOP ASKING POKET MONEY...!!!

Wife: I think our daughter is in love with someone.

Husband: How do you know?

Wife: Because she is not asking for pocket money. :P:P:P

JUST LOOK AT THIS PIC!!!!!!!!

PLZ LOOK AT THIS PIC JUST 30 SECONDS AND WATCH WHAT HAPPENED. ITS A REAL MAGIC.

HIHI TWO JOKES !!!!!

1.
Dad: Wat is Ur Result?
Son: I failed in 5 subjects.
Dad: Dont cal me dad now onwards.
Son: Dad, It's nt d result of "DNA" test.  ....hihihihi

2.
A Question Asked In A Talent Test

If U R Married To One Of The Twin Sisters,
How Would You Recognize Your Wife?

... The Answer Came:

"Why Should I ?dude ...hohohohihihih...
what u will ans.......????

FUNNY PRONOUNCE !!!!

We Pronounce

22 as Twenty Two,
33 as Thirty Three,
44 as Forty Four,
55 as Fifty Five,
... Why not
11 as Onety One?

WILL U UNDERSTAND ???SO FUNNY !!!!

LOL FUNNY POEM....!!!

A Poetry Competition asked For A 2-Line
Rhyme With d Most Romantic 1st Line &
the Least Romantic 2nd Line

There's d Winning Rhymes
...
♥ My darling, My Love,My Beautiful Wife ♥
Marrying U Ruined,My Whole Life

♥ I c Ur Face When I m Dreaming ♥
That's Why I Always Wake Up Screaming

♥ Kind Intelligent, Loving & Hot ♥
This Describes Everything You r Not

♥ I Love Ur Smile, Ur Face & Ur Eyes ♥
Damn, I'm V Good At Telling Lies.
.
LOL.. ♥

FUNNY MAN VS WOMEN.....JUST FUNNY

1.

What is the difference between a woman and a battery?
“A battery always has a positive side."

2.

Husband and wife were in the midst of a violent quarrel, and hubby was
losing his temper. "Be careful," he said to his wife. "You will bring
out the animal in me."
"So what?" his wife shot back. "Who is afraid of a mouse?"

3.
After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." And the husband replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice it."

REALLY ITS A WRONG NUMBER !!!!!!

Mrs. Banta Singh was in the habit of having long conversation on the telephone, sometimes going on over an hour.
One day she hung up after 25 minutes….
“What is the matter today? asked her husband. “Today you had less than half an hour conversation on the phone.”
“I got a wrong number,” replied Mrs. Banta Singh.

DOG'S SNOW SKITTING ...HOHOOHHIHIIHH

CHOOSE A GIRL FRIEND ..JOKES HIHI

Boy : Marry me ?

Girl : Do you have a house ?

Boy : No
...
Girl : Do you have a BMW car ?

Boy : No..

Girl : How much is your salary.. ?

Boy : No salary. but

Girl : No but. You have nothing .. How can i marry you ?! Leave please !!

Boy : I have one villa, 3 property
lands, 3 Ferrari, 2 Porsche .. Why I still need to buy BMW ?
How can I get the salary when actually I'm the Boss

Girl : Marry me Ellahi yostor 3la wallaiak

M.M.H ( Mohamed Mohamed Hassan )

IS THESE JOKES..HIHIHIIH..HOOHHOHOH..

1.The only time to never forget your wife`s anniversary, is to forget it once, and all hell will break loose.

2.
Girl : what ?
Boy : how are you ?
Girl : do i know you ?
Boy : I'm rich
........................Girl : hi , I'm Nana , I'm 20 ,, nice to meet you !
... Boy : no no ,, "Rich" is my name
Girl : Sorry I don't talk to boys

3.

When your cell phone falls accidently,"OMG..!!
.
.
And when your friend falls accidentlly,"BUHAhahaha HAhahahah"... :D

... Is it all-right..!!!"

REAL JOKES...HIHIHI

GIRLFRIEND:(to her boyfriend) babe i cheated.
BOYFRIEND:so what?do you think i love you? I've also been cheating on you for the past two years. You're just for fun.
GIRLFRIEND(CRYING) I was talking about my exams!