what u r thinking so funny......

what u r thinking .

1. you may think this police is so stupid

2. u can think this police is breaking law

3. also u can think this police has no heart...

3. some one thing this child is dancing...hahaha...

ok..let me clear ..this police trying to save his life....any confusion just post a comments,,,,..

CONTROL YOUR EYES !!!!!!!!!!!!

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LIFE AFTER MARRIAGE

LIFE AFTER MARRIAGE ...REALLLYYY SOME PEOPLE THINK ......REALLY THINK LIKE THAT....WHAT U THINK..I DO NOT THINK SO..BECAUSE I AM NOT MARRIED....LOLLLLZZ

The difference of thinking

JOKES OF THE DAY.....

Mom:
Son, get up its time to go to College.

Son:
No ma. I dont want to go to College.

Mom:
Give me 2 reason why dont u want to go to college.

Son:
1. All students hate me.
2. The whole staff hates me.

Mom:
Ooh! Thats not a reason. Come on.U must go to college.

Son:
Give me 2 reasons why i should go 2 college.

Mom:
1. U are 57 years old.
2. U are the Principal of the college...

SEX WITH FISH...@@

PLEASE EVERYTHING FUNNY BUT 100% REAL...REAL..

FUNNY MEANING OF CAR'S NAME

Who said car names don't have meanings ? ? ?

Read through...

FIAT: Failure in Italian Automotive Technology.
...
FORD: For Only Rough Drivers.

HYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive....

VOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object.

PORSCHE: Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything.

OPEL: Old People Enjoying Life

TOYOTA: The One You Only Trust, Always.

HONDA: Hung Over, Now Driving Away

KIA : Kills In Accident

And the last.

BMW: Brings Me Women...♥♥ =D

PLEASE IF U LIKE IT PLZ CLICK SOME ADVERTISEMENT TO INSPIRED ME TO PROVIDE U MORE AND MORE ...

A MBA GRADUATE BEGGER !!!! HIHIHI

A beggar found 100rs

He went 5 star hotel 4 diner

bill = 3000
... ...
Manager handed him 2 police

He gave 100 rs 2 police & freed

Its calld FINANCIAL M\anagement Widout MBA:)

...IF U LIKE IT PLZ CLICK A ADVERTISE..PLZ PLZ

DONT STOP ASKING POKET MONEY...!!!

Wife: I think our daughter is in love with someone.

Husband: How do you know?

Wife: Because she is not asking for pocket money. :P:P:P

TEN FUNNY USE OF MOBILE !!!!

1. As a cosmetic tool







2. Corkscrew





3. Retaining weight





4. Cigarette case





5. Keeping the balance






6. Mouse trap




7. Coffin





8. Tweezers clothesline





9. Wall house





10. Jewelry

HIHI TWO JOKES !!!!!

1.
Dad: Wat is Ur Result?
Son: I failed in 5 subjects.
Dad: Dont cal me dad now onwards.
Son: Dad, It's nt d result of "DNA" test.  ....hihihihi

2.
A Question Asked In A Talent Test

If U R Married To One Of The Twin Sisters,
How Would You Recognize Your Wife?

... The Answer Came:

"Why Should I ?dude ...hohohohihihih...
what u will ans.......????

FUNNY PRONOUNCE !!!!

We Pronounce

22 as Twenty Two,
33 as Thirty Three,
44 as Forty Four,
55 as Fifty Five,
... Why not
11 as Onety One?

WILL U UNDERSTAND ???SO FUNNY !!!!

SEE A REAL MAGIC..REALLY!!!!!!!!

1. Look at the dots on the nose for about 30 seconds.

2. Now look on the roof and blink ur eyes.

3. Do u lyk wat u see ??

FUNNY MAN VS WOMEN.....JUST FUNNY

1.

What is the difference between a woman and a battery?
“A battery always has a positive side."

2.

Husband and wife were in the midst of a violent quarrel, and hubby was
losing his temper. "Be careful," he said to his wife. "You will bring
out the animal in me."
"So what?" his wife shot back. "Who is afraid of a mouse?"

3.
After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." And the husband replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice it."

FUNNY STYLE OF PAPER RECYCLING !!!!

First Day of college..
boy sees a hot beautiful girl sitting right next to him, & writes on paper "i love you, do you love me?"
he passes chit to her..
she replies "No"
he didn't give up, he rubs her answer & passed same paper to another hottie sitting left to him..
... 'n she replies "Yes"
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moral of d story is
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save trees, save earth,RECYCLE PAPER ! ;) :P

what a funny jokes

A mother took her little boy to church. While in church the little boy said, “Mommy, I have to pee.”

The mother said to the little boy, “It’s not appropriate to say the word ‘pee’ in church. So, from now on whenever you have to ‘pee’ just tell me that you have to ‘whisper.’”

The following Sunday, the little boy went to church with his father and during the service said to his father,
... “Daddy, I have to whisper.”

The father looked at him and said,
“Okay, why don’t you whisper in my ear.
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real funny and sexy jokes

1.
Q. Why can't the boy ghost have babies?
A. Because he has a Hallo-weenie.



2.
Advntages of pilloW:

For sleeping... ?

no
...
For pilow fight ..?

no

Then ????

For hiding ur cell while texting late at niGht ... :p ;)



3.
Boy: you're a barbie doll. ;)
Girl: you mean i'm tall and beautiful? Awww.. ♥
Boy: I mean you're made out of plastic and have no brain.

DOG'S SNOW SKITTING ...HOHOOHHIHIIHH

CHOOSE A GIRL FRIEND ..JOKES HIHI

Boy : Marry me ?

Girl : Do you have a house ?

Boy : No
...
Girl : Do you have a BMW car ?

Boy : No..

Girl : How much is your salary.. ?

Boy : No salary. but

Girl : No but. You have nothing .. How can i marry you ?! Leave please !!

Boy : I have one villa, 3 property
lands, 3 Ferrari, 2 Porsche .. Why I still need to buy BMW ?
How can I get the salary when actually I'm the Boss

Girl : Marry me Ellahi yostor 3la wallaiak

M.M.H ( Mohamed Mohamed Hassan )

IS THESE JOKES..HIHIHIIH..HOOHHOHOH..

1.The only time to never forget your wife`s anniversary, is to forget it once, and all hell will break loose.

2.
Girl : what ?
Boy : how are you ?
Girl : do i know you ?
Boy : I'm rich
........................Girl : hi , I'm Nana , I'm 20 ,, nice to meet you !
... Boy : no no ,, "Rich" is my name
Girl : Sorry I don't talk to boys

3.

When your cell phone falls accidently,"OMG..!!
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And when your friend falls accidentlly,"BUHAhahaha HAhahahah"... :D

... Is it all-right..!!!"