THINK FIRST THEN LAUGH

I THINK THIS IS NOT FUNNY.....HAHAH...PEOPLE WILL PREFER THIS SERIAL WONT THY !!!!.....THINK FIRST THEN LAUGH

THINK FIRST WHICH ONE YOU LIKE MOST ??? HUSBAND ON DOG ???

A lady went to the police station to report her Missing Husband

Lady : I lost my husband ..

Inspector : What is his height ?

Lady : I never noticed

... Inspector : Slim or healthy ?

Lady : Not slim may behealthy

Inspector : What was he wearing ?

Lady : Suit or maybe shirt . I dont remember

Inspector : Was somebody with him ?

Lady : Yes ! My Labrador dog ,name- calvin , tied with golden chain, 26 inches , healthy , blue eyes , blackish brown hair, his left foot thumb nail is slightly broken , he never barks , wearing a golden belt stubbed with blue balls , He likes non veg and she started crying

Inspector : lets search the dog first

FUNNY BUT POSITIVE EFFECT OF SOCIALNETWORKING !!!!

Positive effect of social networking:
A boy's facebook status "I am online from Toilet."....
His father comment soon:"Come out fast, I am getting pressure."

SEXY FUNNY !!!!

Don't drink unboiled water..
Because..
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Fish live in water without pampers.. Seriously..!:p

PLZ DONT TELL THE OKEY PERSON !!!!! HIHIHI

A MBA GRADUATE BEGGER !!!! HIHIHI

A beggar found 100rs

He went 5 star hotel 4 diner

bill = 3000
... ...
Manager handed him 2 police

He gave 100 rs 2 police & freed

Its calld FINANCIAL M\anagement Widout MBA:)

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HIHI TWO JOKES !!!!!

1.
Dad: Wat is Ur Result?
Son: I failed in 5 subjects.
Dad: Dont cal me dad now onwards.
Son: Dad, It's nt d result of "DNA" test.  ....hihihihi

2.
A Question Asked In A Talent Test

If U R Married To One Of The Twin Sisters,
How Would You Recognize Your Wife?

... The Answer Came:

"Why Should I ?dude ...hohohohihihih...
what u will ans.......????

FUNNY PRONOUNCE !!!!

We Pronounce

22 as Twenty Two,
33 as Thirty Three,
44 as Forty Four,
55 as Fifty Five,
... Why not
11 as Onety One?

WILL U UNDERSTAND ???SO FUNNY !!!!

LOL FUNNY POEM....!!!

A Poetry Competition asked For A 2-Line
Rhyme With d Most Romantic 1st Line &
the Least Romantic 2nd Line

There's d Winning Rhymes
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♥ My darling, My Love,My Beautiful Wife ♥
Marrying U Ruined,My Whole Life

♥ I c Ur Face When I m Dreaming ♥
That's Why I Always Wake Up Screaming

♥ Kind Intelligent, Loving & Hot ♥
This Describes Everything You r Not

♥ I Love Ur Smile, Ur Face & Ur Eyes ♥
Damn, I'm V Good At Telling Lies.
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LOL.. ♥

FUNNY MAN VS WOMEN.....JUST FUNNY

1.

What is the difference between a woman and a battery?
“A battery always has a positive side."

2.

Husband and wife were in the midst of a violent quarrel, and hubby was
losing his temper. "Be careful," he said to his wife. "You will bring
out the animal in me."
"So what?" his wife shot back. "Who is afraid of a mouse?"

3.
After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." And the husband replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice it."

REALLY ITS A WRONG NUMBER !!!!!!

Mrs. Banta Singh was in the habit of having long conversation on the telephone, sometimes going on over an hour.
One day she hung up after 25 minutes….
“What is the matter today? asked her husband. “Today you had less than half an hour conversation on the phone.”
“I got a wrong number,” replied Mrs. Banta Singh.

FUNNY STYLE OF PAPER RECYCLING !!!!

First Day of college..
boy sees a hot beautiful girl sitting right next to him, & writes on paper "i love you, do you love me?"
he passes chit to her..
she replies "No"
he didn't give up, he rubs her answer & passed same paper to another hottie sitting left to him..
... 'n she replies "Yes"
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moral of d story is
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save trees, save earth,RECYCLE PAPER ! ;) :P

what a funny jokes

A mother took her little boy to church. While in church the little boy said, “Mommy, I have to pee.”

The mother said to the little boy, “It’s not appropriate to say the word ‘pee’ in church. So, from now on whenever you have to ‘pee’ just tell me that you have to ‘whisper.’”

The following Sunday, the little boy went to church with his father and during the service said to his father,
... “Daddy, I have to whisper.”

The father looked at him and said,
“Okay, why don’t you whisper in my ear.
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real funny and sexy jokes

1.
Q. Why can't the boy ghost have babies?
A. Because he has a Hallo-weenie.



2.
Advntages of pilloW:

For sleeping... ?

no
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For pilow fight ..?

no

Then ????

For hiding ur cell while texting late at niGht ... :p ;)



3.
Boy: you're a barbie doll. ;)
Girl: you mean i'm tall and beautiful? Awww.. ♥
Boy: I mean you're made out of plastic and have no brain.

DOG'S SNOW SKITTING ...HOHOOHHIHIIHH

CHOOSE A GIRL FRIEND ..JOKES HIHI

Boy : Marry me ?

Girl : Do you have a house ?

Boy : No
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Girl : Do you have a BMW car ?

Boy : No..

Girl : How much is your salary.. ?

Boy : No salary. but

Girl : No but. You have nothing .. How can i marry you ?! Leave please !!

Boy : I have one villa, 3 property
lands, 3 Ferrari, 2 Porsche .. Why I still need to buy BMW ?
How can I get the salary when actually I'm the Boss

Girl : Marry me Ellahi yostor 3la wallaiak

M.M.H ( Mohamed Mohamed Hassan )

IS THESE JOKES..HIHIHIIH..HOOHHOHOH..

1.The only time to never forget your wife`s anniversary, is to forget it once, and all hell will break loose.

2.
Girl : what ?
Boy : how are you ?
Girl : do i know you ?
Boy : I'm rich
........................Girl : hi , I'm Nana , I'm 20 ,, nice to meet you !
... Boy : no no ,, "Rich" is my name
Girl : Sorry I don't talk to boys

3.

When your cell phone falls accidently,"OMG..!!
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And when your friend falls accidentlly,"BUHAhahaha HAhahahah"... :D

... Is it all-right..!!!"

REAL JOKES...HIHIHI

GIRLFRIEND:(to her boyfriend) babe i cheated.
BOYFRIEND:so what?do you think i love you? I've also been cheating on you for the past two years. You're just for fun.
GIRLFRIEND(CRYING) I was talking about my exams!

POINT OF NO RETURN

A man goes to a library & asks for a book on suicide. The librarian say, "definately not! You wont bring it back.