IS THESE JOKES..HIHIHIIH..HOOHHOHOH..

1.The only time to never forget your wife`s anniversary, is to forget it once, and all hell will break loose.

2.
Girl : what ?
Boy : how are you ?
Girl : do i know you ?
Boy : I'm rich
........................Girl : hi , I'm Nana , I'm 20 ,, nice to meet you !
... Boy : no no ,, "Rich" is my name
Girl : Sorry I don't talk to boys

3.

When your cell phone falls accidently,"OMG..!!
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And when your friend falls accidentlly,"BUHAhahaha HAhahahah"... :D

... Is it all-right..!!!"

REAL JOKES...HIHIHI

GIRLFRIEND:(to her boyfriend) babe i cheated.
BOYFRIEND:so what?do you think i love you? I've also been cheating on you for the past two years. You're just for fun.
GIRLFRIEND(CRYING) I was talking about my exams!

POINT OF NO RETURN

A man goes to a library & asks for a book on suicide. The librarian say, "definately not! You wont bring it back.

WHAT A GYME...............

LOVE SMS # 3

To share what is difficult; to heal what is hurting; to think what is not possible; to understand without even talking is the miracle called Love.

LOVE SMS # 2

So many ways to say 'I Love You', but not enough words in the world to say how much I Love U.

LOVE SMS # 1

True love is eternal... Cherish the luv(love) when u've got the chance, for once it leaves U, it would be difficult to get it back.. Don't let luv(love) be only a memory in U.

3 GUYS WITH CANNIBALS

Guys With Cannibals
3 Guys get stranded on a island. While they're there, they meet 2 cannibals. The cannibals take them to their leader. The leader says that if they can find 10 of a fruit or berry or whatever and stick them up their butt without making a face, they can live. Otherwise their head will be cut off.

The 1st guy comes back with what looks like apples. He gets to 4 and makes a pained face. He gets his head cut off and he goes to Heaven. The 2nd guy comes back with berries and gets to 9 and laughs. He gets his head cut off and he, too, goes to Heaven.

The 1st and 2nd guy meet up in Heaven and the first guy asks the other guy why he laughed. He had berries he could have lived. The second guy replies, 'I saw the 3rd guy coming back with pineapples!!!" LOL TOO FUNNY!

DOUGHBOY

Doughboy

How does Aunt Jemima turn on the Pillsberry Dough Boy? She squeezes his doughnuts.

Horny Toad

What's the difference between a toad and a horny toad? One says ribbit and the other says rubbit.

CHREE TREE

Cherry Tree

Q. How does an ellephant turn into a cherry tree?

A. He paints his balls red.