real funny and sexy jokes

1.
Q. Why can't the boy ghost have babies?
A. Because he has a Hallo-weenie.



2.
Advntages of pilloW:

For sleeping... ?

no
...
For pilow fight ..?

no

Then ????

For hiding ur cell while texting late at niGht ... :p ;)



3.
Boy: you're a barbie doll. ;)
Girl: you mean i'm tall and beautiful? Awww.. ♥
Boy: I mean you're made out of plastic and have no brain.

DOG'S SNOW SKITTING ...HOHOOHHIHIIHH

CHOOSE A GIRL FRIEND ..JOKES HIHI

Boy : Marry me ?

Girl : Do you have a house ?

Boy : No
...
Girl : Do you have a BMW car ?

Boy : No..

Girl : How much is your salary.. ?

Boy : No salary. but

Girl : No but. You have nothing .. How can i marry you ?! Leave please !!

Boy : I have one villa, 3 property
lands, 3 Ferrari, 2 Porsche .. Why I still need to buy BMW ?
How can I get the salary when actually I'm the Boss

Girl : Marry me Ellahi yostor 3la wallaiak

M.M.H ( Mohamed Mohamed Hassan )

IS THESE JOKES..HIHIHIIH..HOOHHOHOH..

1.The only time to never forget your wife`s anniversary, is to forget it once, and all hell will break loose.

2.
Girl : what ?
Boy : how are you ?
Girl : do i know you ?
Boy : I'm rich
........................Girl : hi , I'm Nana , I'm 20 ,, nice to meet you !
... Boy : no no ,, "Rich" is my name
Girl : Sorry I don't talk to boys

3.

When your cell phone falls accidently,"OMG..!!
.
.
And when your friend falls accidentlly,"BUHAhahaha HAhahahah"... :D

... Is it all-right..!!!"

REAL JOKES...HIHIHI

GIRLFRIEND:(to her boyfriend) babe i cheated.
BOYFRIEND:so what?do you think i love you? I've also been cheating on you for the past two years. You're just for fun.
GIRLFRIEND(CRYING) I was talking about my exams!

POINT OF NO RETURN

A man goes to a library & asks for a book on suicide. The librarian say, "definately not! You wont bring it back.

WHAT A GYME...............

LOVE SMS # 3

To share what is difficult; to heal what is hurting; to think what is not possible; to understand without even talking is the miracle called Love.

LOVE SMS # 2

So many ways to say 'I Love You', but not enough words in the world to say how much I Love U.

LOVE SMS # 1

True love is eternal... Cherish the luv(love) when u've got the chance, for once it leaves U, it would be difficult to get it back.. Don't let luv(love) be only a memory in U.