WHAT A GYME...............

LOVE SMS # 3

To share what is difficult; to heal what is hurting; to think what is not possible; to understand without even talking is the miracle called Love.

LOVE SMS # 2

So many ways to say 'I Love You', but not enough words in the world to say how much I Love U.

LOVE SMS # 1

True love is eternal... Cherish the luv(love) when u've got the chance, for once it leaves U, it would be difficult to get it back.. Don't let luv(love) be only a memory in U.

3 GUYS WITH CANNIBALS

Guys With Cannibals
3 Guys get stranded on a island. While they're there, they meet 2 cannibals. The cannibals take them to their leader. The leader says that if they can find 10 of a fruit or berry or whatever and stick them up their butt without making a face, they can live. Otherwise their head will be cut off.

The 1st guy comes back with what looks like apples. He gets to 4 and makes a pained face. He gets his head cut off and he goes to Heaven. The 2nd guy comes back with berries and gets to 9 and laughs. He gets his head cut off and he, too, goes to Heaven.

The 1st and 2nd guy meet up in Heaven and the first guy asks the other guy why he laughed. He had berries he could have lived. The second guy replies, 'I saw the 3rd guy coming back with pineapples!!!" LOL TOO FUNNY!

DOUGHBOY

Doughboy

How does Aunt Jemima turn on the Pillsberry Dough Boy? She squeezes his doughnuts.

Horny Toad

What's the difference between a toad and a horny toad? One says ribbit and the other says rubbit.

CHREE TREE

Cherry Tree

Q. How does an ellephant turn into a cherry tree?

A. He paints his balls red.

BALLON FAMILY SO COOL

Mummy bollon daddy bollon and kiddie bollon, Kiddie bollon cant sleep so he goesin to his mum and dads room, he trys to fit in the middle of them, He can not fit in so he lets a bit of air out of his mum still cant fit in so he lets a bit of air out of his dad and he still can not fit in so he lets a bit of air out of his self and fits in he sleeps through the night and then in the morning the dad feels for his mum and feels the sun so at breckfast the dad says to the kid " dont do that to us again because you let me down you let your mom down and also, you let yourself down " .

DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A COMPUTER AND A WOMAN

Q. What is the difference between a computer and a woman?

A. Women don't except 3_1/2 floppies.

A DOCTOR AND A PATIENT

A man, has some tests done. And he asked the doctor whats wrong? The doctor says you have leg cancer. Then he says I have some good news and some bad news. The paitent says, alright what's the bad news. The doctor says I have to amputate your leg. The paitent askes, what is the good news? The guy in the bed beside you has an offer on your slippers. LMAO
Grandma and The Wedding/Funeral
One day a man, went to a wedding and sitting next to him was the bride's grandma.After the ceremony, she nudged the man and said "You're next!" The next week the bride died in a car accident, and the man and the Grandma went to the funeral. As they were in line waiting to say their goodbyes, the man nudged the man nudged the Grandma and said, "Just wait, you're next!"

A secretary goes into her bosses office and says, "Excuse me, may I use your dictaphone?"

The boss replies, "No, use your finger like everyone else."


LOL

A CUTTING TREE FALL ON A HOUSE

IT IS SO COOL BUT RISKY.

NATURE KICK BACK

THIS REALLY FUNNY BUT RISKY.

A SAVE FROM TRUCK ACCIDENT

WORLD BEST BIKE JUMP

this is really hot.
i watched it you should watch it.

SOME REASONS WHY I LOVE YOU

1. I can be myself when I am with you. 

2. Your idea of romance is dim lights, soft music, and just the two of us. 

  3. Because you make me feel like, like, like I have never felt before. 

   4. I can tell you anything, and you won't be shocked.

5. Your undieng faith is what keeps the flame out of love alive. 

6. You and me together, we can make magic. 7. We're a perfect match. 

  8. Thinking of you, fills me with a wonderful feeling.

9. Your love gives me the feeling, that the best is still ahead.

10. You never give up on me, and that's what keeps me going.  

11. You are simply irresistible.  

12. I love you because you bring the best out of me.  

13. Your terrific sense of humor. 

14. Every time I look at you, my heart misses a beat. 

15. You're the one who holds the key to my heart. 

16. You always say what I need to hear (You are perfect). 

  17. You have taught me the true meaning of love.  

18. Love is, what you mean to me - and you mean everything. 

  19. You are my theme for a dream. 20. I have had the time of my life and I owe it all to you.

11 IMPORTANTS WORDS

1. It hurts to love someone and not be loved in return, But what is more painful is to love someone and never find the courage to let that person know how you feel.
2. A sad thing in life is when you meet someone who means a lot to you, only to find out in the end that it was never meant to be and you just have to let go.
3. The best kind of friend is the kind you can sit on a porch swing with, never say a word, and then walk away feeling like it was the best conversation you have ever had.
4. It is true that we do not know what we have got until we lose it, but it is also true that we do not know what we have been missing until it arrives.

5. It takes only a minute to get a crush on someone, an hour to like someone, and a day to love someone-but it takes a lifetime to forget someone.
6. Do not go for looks; they can deceive. Do not go for wealth; even that fades away. Go for someone who makes you smile because it takes only a smile to make a dark day seem bright.
7. Dream what you want to dream; go where you want to go; be what you want to be, because you have only one life and one chance to do all the things you want to do.
8. Always put yourself in the other's shoes. If you feel that it hurts you, it probably hurts the person too.
9. A careless word may kindle strife; a cruel word may wreck a life; a timely word may level stress; a loving word may heal and bless.
10. The happiest of people do not necessarily have the best of everything they just make the most of everything that comes along their way.
11. Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, ends with a tear. When you were born, you were crying and everyone around you was smiling. Live your life so that when you die, you are the one smiling and everyone around you is crying.

7 TIPS TO DETERMINING A POTENTIAL PARTNERS

THIS IS REALLY IMPORTANT FOR A MAN OR WOMAN

Have you ever met someone and then had the suspicion that they might have more than “friends” in mind? They do not always show clear cut signs, but there are some not so obvious clues that people give even when they are not aware of it. Now you need help determining a potential partner's interest level; use these seven tips as your guide.
1. Their pupils are enlarged when they talk to you. The human pupil dilates when someone is excited or is having strong feelings about something. You can identify a lot about their interest by paying attention to their eye contact. People often reveal far more than they desire through their eyes.
2. They give the impression to share a lot of common interests. If someone is engaging in activities that you like to do, or making some extra attempts to be a part of them, chances are they are doing it just to spend more time with you. Take notice of how often they are asking or desiring to do things with you. If it seems rather frequent, it is a good sign they are in to you.
3. They do favors for you. Do you find your potential interest going out of their way to do favors for you? May be they offer to run an errand or go grab something for you. You can especially tell if they are interested when you are within a group of friends. Are thet only doing the little favors for you?
4. They want to spend time with you during weekends and holidays. Spending time on special days like weekends and especially holidays is a very clear sign that they are interested in something more than just hanging out together. All weekend invites are not only a great way to get to know someone on a deeper level, they are also a pretty open message that they want to see if this relationship has any possibility .
5. They may give you a pet name. Pet names are usually reserved for someone you have a sweet spot for. If your potential interest has decided to call you by one, you are in a good deal of position interest wise.
6. They send gifts without a reason. This is probably the most obvious sign on this list. If they have sent you flowers or any small gift, they are trying to let you know you have gained their interest. Now the ball is in your court to signal that you want to take things a little further.
7. They tell friends and family about you, or introduce you to them. If they have talked about you to their friends and family, you can be assured you are in their interest level. If they feel comfortable enough to introduce you to the family, you are probably looking at a potential romance. If they have a really open relationship with their family, it may not mean anything special. However, if they are usually closed off with them, they are definitely ready for something more.
There are many different ways someone will show you their interest. You really need to take the whole situation into perspective and be aware of which method they are choosing to communicate their interest.

Way Of Understanding True Friends

True friends are those who care without hesitation, remember without limitation, forgive without any explanation & love even with little communication!

Some Questions About Love

I m feeling so happy, do u know why?
Coz I'm so lucky, do u know how?
Coz God luvs me. Do u know how?
Coz he gave me a gift. Do u know what?
It's U my love.

3 HOR GUYS IN PLANE

So, there are three guys.... Steven Harper, Micheal Anigtiff, and Jack Layton. Steven Harper says I bet you I can make one Canadaien happy by giving them $1000. Micheal Anigitiff says I bet you I can make two Canadiens happyu by giving them both $500 dollers. Jack Layton says. I bet you I can make 10 Canadiens happy by giving them all $100 Then the polite says, I bet you I can make a whole country happy. By throwing you three off this plane.

A BIG "S"

The snail, goes into a Car dealership he asks the salesmen if they have any big balck sports cars? The sales men says yes. The snail says, could you please put a big S on the front, a Big S on the side, and a big S on the lisence plate. The salesmen says why? The snail says it's personal I don't want to tell you. SO he comes back in a week. With a Big S on the front, a Big S on the side, and a Big S on the lisence plate. The salesmen asks the mechanic I wonder why he wanted the Big S? The mechanic says I don't know but look at that S-car-go

YO MAMA SO FAT...TV

Yo mama is so fat that she walked in front of the TV and I missed an entire two-hour special episode of Saturday Night Live.

PONDERING OF TWO ZEBRAS

Two zebras are talking and one asks the other, "Am I black with white
stripes or white with black stripes?" The other replies, "Well I don't
know. You should pray to God about that and ask him." So that night he did
and God replied, "You are what you are." The next day he said to the other
zebra, "I still don't understand what I am because God just said, You are
what you are." The second zebra responds, "You must be white with black
stripes or else God would have said, Yo is what yo is."

FUNNY 5-STORED BUILDING

A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads: "For Women Only." Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in.

The bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. "We have 5 floors. Go up floor by floor, and once you find what you are looking for, you can stay there. It's easy to decide since each floor has a sign telling you what's inside."

So they start going up and on the first floor the sign reads: "All the men on this floor are short and plain." The friends laugh and without hesitation move on to the next floor.

The sign on the second floor reads: "All the men here are short and handsome." Still, this isn't good enough, so the friends continue on up.

They reach the third floor and the sign reads: "All the men here are tall and plain."

They still want to do better, and so, knowing there are still two floors left, they continued on up.

On the fourth floor, the sign is perfect: "All the men here are tall and handsome." The women get all excited and are going in when they realize that there is still one floor left. Wondering what they are missing, they head on up to the fifth floor.

There they find a sign that reads: "There are no men here. This floor was built only to prove that there is no way to please a woman."