3 GUYS WITH CANNIBALS

Guys With Cannibals
3 Guys get stranded on a island. While they're there, they meet 2 cannibals. The cannibals take them to their leader. The leader says that if they can find 10 of a fruit or berry or whatever and stick them up their butt without making a face, they can live. Otherwise their head will be cut off.

The 1st guy comes back with what looks like apples. He gets to 4 and makes a pained face. He gets his head cut off and he goes to Heaven. The 2nd guy comes back with berries and gets to 9 and laughs. He gets his head cut off and he, too, goes to Heaven.

The 1st and 2nd guy meet up in Heaven and the first guy asks the other guy why he laughed. He had berries he could have lived. The second guy replies, 'I saw the 3rd guy coming back with pineapples!!!" LOL TOO FUNNY!

DOUGHBOY

Doughboy

How does Aunt Jemima turn on the Pillsberry Dough Boy? She squeezes his doughnuts.

Horny Toad

What's the difference between a toad and a horny toad? One says ribbit and the other says rubbit.

CHREE TREE

Cherry Tree

Q. How does an ellephant turn into a cherry tree?

A. He paints his balls red.

BALLON FAMILY SO COOL

Mummy bollon daddy bollon and kiddie bollon, Kiddie bollon cant sleep so he goesin to his mum and dads room, he trys to fit in the middle of them, He can not fit in so he lets a bit of air out of his mum still cant fit in so he lets a bit of air out of his dad and he still can not fit in so he lets a bit of air out of his self and fits in he sleeps through the night and then in the morning the dad feels for his mum and feels the sun so at breckfast the dad says to the kid " dont do that to us again because you let me down you let your mom down and also, you let yourself down " .

DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A COMPUTER AND A WOMAN

Q. What is the difference between a computer and a woman?

A. Women don't except 3_1/2 floppies.

A DOCTOR AND A PATIENT

A man, has some tests done. And he asked the doctor whats wrong? The doctor says you have leg cancer. Then he says I have some good news and some bad news. The paitent says, alright what's the bad news. The doctor says I have to amputate your leg. The paitent askes, what is the good news? The guy in the bed beside you has an offer on your slippers. LMAO
Grandma and The Wedding/Funeral
One day a man, went to a wedding and sitting next to him was the bride's grandma.After the ceremony, she nudged the man and said "You're next!" The next week the bride died in a car accident, and the man and the Grandma went to the funeral. As they were in line waiting to say their goodbyes, the man nudged the man nudged the Grandma and said, "Just wait, you're next!"

A secretary goes into her bosses office and says, "Excuse me, may I use your dictaphone?"

The boss replies, "No, use your finger like everyone else."


LOL

A CUTTING TREE FALL ON A HOUSE

IT IS SO COOL BUT RISKY.

NATURE KICK BACK

THIS REALLY FUNNY BUT RISKY.