Saturday 31 December 2011
Wednesday 28 December 2011
Tuesday 27 December 2011
amazing boys
These boys are very amazing because they show there nut boltu,I mean they are very intelligent because they protect the water and go to school.we pray for that.
what u r thinking so funny......
what u r thinking .
1. you may think this police is so stupid
2. u can think this police is breaking law
3. also u can think this police has no heart...
3. some one thing this child is dancing...hahaha...
ok..let me clear ..this police trying to save his life....any confusion just post a comments,,,,..
Tuesday 20 December 2011
Friday 16 December 2011
LIFE AFTER MARRIAGE
Thursday 15 December 2011
THINK FIRST THEN LAUGH
Wednesday 7 December 2011
yeap....hahah...i hit it many times when i was a school boy..i loke it so much........but things are diffrent now...hohohohoFriday 2 December 2011
worst wallpaper of the day !!!
i just hate such kinds of work.plz dont do this with yourself. life is more important than love. if u live in future u can get even better loving one than past................
Thursday 1 December 2011
Wednesday 30 November 2011
JOKES OF THE DAY.....
Mom:
Son, get up its time to go to College.
Son:
No ma. I dont want to go to College.
Mom:
Give me 2 reason why dont u want to go to college.
Son:
1. All students hate me.
2. The whole staff hates me.
Mom:
Ooh! Thats not a reason. Come on.U must go to college.
Son:
Give me 2 reasons why i should go 2 college.
Mom:
1. U are 57 years old.
2. U are the Principal of the college...
Secrets for a happy and healthy life
Get a girlfriend who cooks well.
Get a girlfriend who takes care well.
Get a girlfriend who looks well.
And most of all make sure that these three girls don't meet each other! :P ;)
Saturday 19 November 2011
Thursday 17 November 2011
Tuesday 15 November 2011
THINK FIRST WHICH ONE YOU LIKE MOST ??? HUSBAND ON DOG ???
A lady went to the police station to report her Missing Husband
Lady : I lost my husband ..
Inspector : What is his height ?
Lady : I never noticed
... Inspector : Slim or healthy ?
Lady : Not slim may behealthy
Inspector : What was he wearing ?
Lady : Suit or maybe shirt . I dont remember
Inspector : Was somebody with him ?
Lady : Yes ! My Labrador dog ,name- calvin , tied with golden chain, 26 inches , healthy , blue eyes , blackish brown hair, his left foot thumb nail is slightly broken , he never barks , wearing a golden belt stubbed with blue balls , He likes non veg and she started crying
Inspector : lets search the dog first
FUNNY BUT POSITIVE EFFECT OF SOCIALNETWORKING !!!!
Positive effect of social networking:
A boy's facebook status "I am online from Toilet."....
His father comment soon:"Come out fast, I am getting pressure."
SEXY FUNNY !!!!
Don't drink unboiled water..
Because..
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Fish live in water without pampers.. Seriously..!:p
Monday 14 November 2011
A BOY'S ROOM BEFORE AND AFTER MARRIGE
Before marriage, a BOY'S "Bed" that all things are IN ROOM
1. Perfumes.
2. Love Letter.
3. Giphatasa.
4. The card.
5. The laptop.
6. Guitarist.
7. Latest mobile phone.
AFTER MARRIAGE
1. Pain kilara
2. Disaprina / pyarasitamala
3. PRESCRIPTION
4. Lona of the application
5. Arrear bills
6. The market's list
7. Unpaid electricity, water bill
8. The shopping bag.
9. An empty wallet
10. TV will be the channel Star plus. Star jalsha, Sony,
11. Phidara, pyampara
1. Nokia 3310
13. The pillow of the bed to a book, "Death to Life"
Sunday 13 November 2011
ITS A WISH FOR SPRING OF A POET..!!!
This spring, a cuckoo sing song ........ Although it is more like a blood red flower that flower......... .........but winter dont want to be finish............... Blood Sucking peaceful nature of the fear of winter ......... motionless and silent like sabera....
Friday 11 November 2011
WISH U GOOD MORNING SWEETY !!!
See outside the window the sun is rising 4 u,
the birds singing 4 u,
the flowers smiling 4 u
BECAUSE last night I told them 2 wish u Good Morning.
SOME SWEET THINKINGS !!!!
1+1= 2 my 2 eyes looking at u
3+2 = 5 sense missing u
4+3 =7 days thinking of u
5+7= 12 months dreaming abt u
but 99 +1 =100 year's i need a sweet friend like u.....
REASONS WHY I LOVE YOU ????
21 Reasons Why I Love You! (REPEAT)
1. I can be myself when I am with you.
2. Your idea of romance is dim lights, soft music, and just the two of us.
3. Because you make me feel like, like, like I have never felt before.
4. I can tell you anything, and you won't be shocked.
5. Your undieng faith is what keeps the flame out of love alive.
6. You and me together, we can make magic.
7. We're a perfect match.
8. Thinking of you, fills me with a wonderful feeling.
9. Your love gives me the feeling, that the best is still ahead.
10. You never give up on me, and that's what keeps me going.
11. You are simply irresistible.
12. I love you because you bring the best out of me.
13. Your terrific sense of humor.
14. Every time I look at you, my heart misses a beat.
15. You're the one who holds the key to my heart.
16. You always say what I need to hear (You are perfect).
17. You have taught me the true meaning of love.
18. Love is, what you mean to me - and you mean everything.
19. You are my theme for a dream.
20. I have had the time of my life and I owe it all to you. Of-course, your intelligence, 'cause you were smart enough to fall in l
Wednesday 9 November 2011
FUNNY MEANING OF CAR'S NAME
Who said car names don't have meanings ? ? ?
Read through...
FIAT: Failure in Italian Automotive Technology.
...
FORD: For Only Rough Drivers.
HYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive....
VOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object.
PORSCHE: Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything.
OPEL: Old People Enjoying Life
TOYOTA: The One You Only Trust, Always.
HONDA: Hung Over, Now Driving Away
KIA : Kills In Accident
And the last.
BMW: Brings Me Women...♥♥ =D
PLEASE IF U LIKE IT PLZ CLICK SOME ADVERTISEMENT TO INSPIRED ME TO PROVIDE U MORE AND MORE ...
A MBA GRADUATE BEGGER !!!! HIHIHI
A beggar found 100rs
He went 5 star hotel 4 diner
bill = 3000
... ...
Manager handed him 2 police
He gave 100 rs 2 police & freed
Its calld FINANCIAL M\anagement Widout MBA:)
...IF U LIKE IT PLZ CLICK A ADVERTISE..PLZ PLZ
DONT STOP ASKING POKET MONEY...!!!
Wife: I think our daughter is in love with someone.
Husband: How do you know?
Wife: Because she is not asking for pocket money. :P:P:P
Monday 7 November 2011
TEN FUNNY USE OF MOBILE !!!!
1. As a cosmetic tool
2. Corkscrew
3. Retaining weight
4. Cigarette case
5. Keeping the balance
6. Mouse trap
7. Coffin
8. Tweezers clothesline
9. Wall house
10. Jewelry
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