JOKES OF THE DAY.....

Mom:
Son, get up its time to go to College.

Son:
No ma. I dont want to go to College.

Mom:
Give me 2 reason why dont u want to go to college.

Son:
1. All students hate me.
2. The whole staff hates me.

Mom:
Ooh! Thats not a reason. Come on.U must go to college.

Son:
Give me 2 reasons why i should go 2 college.

Mom:
1. U are 57 years old.
2. U are the Principal of the college...