1.
What is the difference between a woman and a battery?
“A battery always has a positive side."
2.
Husband and wife were in the midst of a violent quarrel, and hubby was
losing his temper. "Be careful," he said to his wife. "You will bring
out the animal in me."
"So what?" his wife shot back. "Who is afraid of a mouse?"
3.
After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." And the husband replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice it."
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