FUNNY PRONOUNCE !!!!

We Pronounce

22 as Twenty Two,
33 as Thirty Three,
44 as Forty Four,
55 as Fifty Five,
... Why not
11 as Onety One?

WILL U UNDERSTAND ???SO FUNNY !!!!

LOL FUNNY POEM....!!!

A Poetry Competition asked For A 2-Line
Rhyme With d Most Romantic 1st Line &
the Least Romantic 2nd Line

There's d Winning Rhymes
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♥ My darling, My Love,My Beautiful Wife ♥
Marrying U Ruined,My Whole Life

♥ I c Ur Face When I m Dreaming ♥
That's Why I Always Wake Up Screaming

♥ Kind Intelligent, Loving & Hot ♥
This Describes Everything You r Not

♥ I Love Ur Smile, Ur Face & Ur Eyes ♥
Damn, I'm V Good At Telling Lies.
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LOL.. ♥

SEE A REAL MAGIC..REALLY!!!!!!!!

1. Look at the dots on the nose for about 30 seconds.

2. Now look on the roof and blink ur eyes.

3. Do u lyk wat u see ??

FUNNY MAN VS WOMEN.....JUST FUNNY

1.

What is the difference between a woman and a battery?
“A battery always has a positive side."

2.

Husband and wife were in the midst of a violent quarrel, and hubby was
losing his temper. "Be careful," he said to his wife. "You will bring
out the animal in me."
"So what?" his wife shot back. "Who is afraid of a mouse?"

3.
After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." And the husband replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice it."

A SO CUTE BABY ARGUING WITH HER FATHER !!!!

HAHHA...COOL SOO COOLL I LIKE IT ..U ????

OHOHOHOH...REAL FUNNY

FUNNY GIRL WITH BOY !!!!!

Girl was Sitting Alone
in a Park
Crying and a Boy sat Next to Her:
Boy:
Darling Why do you Cry ??
... Girl:
My Heart was Broken,
Boy:
I will help to Fix your Heart,
Girl:
But I'm missing Pieces,
Boy:
Then I will Break My Heart;
Just to Fix yours.. )

REALLY ITS A WRONG NUMBER !!!!!!

Mrs. Banta Singh was in the habit of having long conversation on the telephone, sometimes going on over an hour.
One day she hung up after 25 minutes….
“What is the matter today? asked her husband. “Today you had less than half an hour conversation on the phone.”
“I got a wrong number,” replied Mrs. Banta Singh.

FUNNY STYLE OF PAPER RECYCLING !!!!

First Day of college..
boy sees a hot beautiful girl sitting right next to him, & writes on paper "i love you, do you love me?"
he passes chit to her..
she replies "No"
he didn't give up, he rubs her answer & passed same paper to another hottie sitting left to him..
... 'n she replies "Yes"
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moral of d story is
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save trees, save earth,RECYCLE PAPER ! ;) :P

what a funny jokes

A mother took her little boy to church. While in church the little boy said, “Mommy, I have to pee.”

The mother said to the little boy, “It’s not appropriate to say the word ‘pee’ in church. So, from now on whenever you have to ‘pee’ just tell me that you have to ‘whisper.’”

The following Sunday, the little boy went to church with his father and during the service said to his father,
... “Daddy, I have to whisper.”

The father looked at him and said,
“Okay, why don’t you whisper in my ear.
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