JOKES OF THE DAY.....

Mom:
Son, get up its time to go to College.

Son:
No ma. I dont want to go to College.

Mom:
Give me 2 reason why dont u want to go to college.

Son:
1. All students hate me.
2. The whole staff hates me.

Mom:
Ooh! Thats not a reason. Come on.U must go to college.

Son:
Give me 2 reasons why i should go 2 college.

Mom:
1. U are 57 years old.
2. U are the Principal of the college...

Secrets for a happy and healthy life

Get a girlfriend who cooks well.
Get a girlfriend who takes care well.
Get a girlfriend who looks well.

And most of all make sure that these three girls don't meet each other! :P ;)

BUSY...!!

SORRY MY VISITORS I AM REALLY BUSY WITH MY EXAM ...I WILL UPDATE AS SOON AS POSSIBLE ???

NICE KICK ON ...!!!

I REALLY LOVE IT . YOU GUYS ???

SEE A KICK MHHH REALL.... 

SEX WITH FISH...@@

PLEASE EVERYTHING FUNNY BUT 100% REAL...REAL..

THINK FIRST WHICH ONE YOU LIKE MOST ??? HUSBAND ON DOG ???

A lady went to the police station to report her Missing Husband

Lady : I lost my husband ..

Inspector : What is his height ?

Lady : I never noticed

... Inspector : Slim or healthy ?

Lady : Not slim may behealthy

Inspector : What was he wearing ?

Lady : Suit or maybe shirt . I dont remember

Inspector : Was somebody with him ?

Lady : Yes ! My Labrador dog ,name- calvin , tied with golden chain, 26 inches , healthy , blue eyes , blackish brown hair, his left foot thumb nail is slightly broken , he never barks , wearing a golden belt stubbed with blue balls , He likes non veg and she started crying

Inspector : lets search the dog first

FUNNY BUT POSITIVE EFFECT OF SOCIALNETWORKING !!!!

Positive effect of social networking:
A boy's facebook status "I am online from Toilet."....
His father comment soon:"Come out fast, I am getting pressure."

SEXY FUNNY !!!!

Don't drink unboiled water..
Because..
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Fish live in water without pampers.. Seriously..!:p

PLZ DONT TELL THE OKEY PERSON !!!!! HIHIHI

A BOY'S ROOM BEFORE AND AFTER MARRIGE

Before marriage, a BOY'S "Bed" that all things are IN ROOM

 1. Perfumes.
2. Love Letter.
3. Giphatasa.
4. The card.
5. The laptop.
6. Guitarist.
7. Latest mobile phone.


AFTER MARRIAGE



1. Pain kilara
2. Disaprina / pyarasitamala
3. PRESCRIPTION
4. Lona of the application
5. Arrear bills
6. The market's list
7. Unpaid electricity, water bill
8. The shopping bag.
9. An empty wallet
10. TV will be the channel Star plus. Star jalsha, Sony,
11. Phidara, pyampara
1. Nokia 3310
13. The pillow of the bed to a book, "Death to Life"