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Wednesday 30 November 2011

JOKES OF THE DAY.....


Mom:
Son, get up its time to go to College.

Son:
No ma. I dont want to go to College.

Mom:
Give me 2 reason why dont u want to go to college.

Son:
1. All students hate me.
2. The whole staff hates me.

Mom:
Ooh! Thats not a reason. Come on.U must go to college.

Son:
Give me 2 reasons why i should go 2 college.

Mom:
1. U are 57 years old.
2. U are the Principal of the college...

Secrets for a happy and healthy life


Get a girlfriend who cooks well.
Get a girlfriend who takes care well.
Get a girlfriend who looks well.

And most of all make sure that these three girls don't meet each other! :P ;)

Saturday 19 November 2011

BUSY...!!

SORRY MY VISITORS I AM REALLY BUSY WITH MY EXAM ...I WILL UPDATE AS SOON AS POSSIBLE ???

Thursday 17 November 2011

Tuesday 15 November 2011

THINK FIRST WHICH ONE YOU LIKE MOST ??? HUSBAND ON DOG ???


A lady went to the police station to report her Missing Husband

Lady : I lost my husband ..

Inspector : What is his height ?

Lady : I never noticed

... Inspector : Slim or healthy ?

Lady : Not slim may behealthy

Inspector : What was he wearing ?

Lady : Suit or maybe shirt . I dont remember

Inspector : Was somebody with him ?

Lady : Yes ! My Labrador dog ,name- calvin , tied with golden chain, 26 inches , healthy , blue eyes , blackish brown hair, his left foot thumb nail is slightly broken , he never barks , wearing a golden belt stubbed with blue balls , He likes non veg and she started crying

Inspector : lets search the dog first

FUNNY BUT POSITIVE EFFECT OF SOCIALNETWORKING !!!!


Positive effect of social networking:
A boy's facebook status "I am online from Toilet."....
His father comment soon:"Come out fast, I am getting pressure."

SEXY FUNNY !!!!


Don't drink unboiled water..
Because..
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Fish live in water without pampers.. Seriously..!:p

PLZ DONT TELL THE OKEY PERSON !!!!! HIHIHI


Monday 14 November 2011

A BOY'S ROOM BEFORE AND AFTER MARRIGE


Before marriage, a BOY'S "Bed" that all things are IN ROOM

 1. Perfumes.
2. Love Letter.
3. Giphatasa.
4. The card.
5. The laptop.
6. Guitarist.
7. Latest mobile phone.


AFTER MARRIAGE



1. Pain kilara
2. Disaprina / pyarasitamala
3. PRESCRIPTION
4. Lona of the application
5. Arrear bills
6. The market's list
7. Unpaid electricity, water bill
8. The shopping bag.
9. An empty wallet
10. TV will be the channel Star plus. Star jalsha, Sony,
11. Phidara, pyampara
1. Nokia 3310
13. The pillow of the bed to a book, "Death to Life"

Sunday 13 November 2011

ITS A WISH FOR SPRING OF A POET..!!!

এবার বসন্তে একটি কোকিল গান গাইবে ........ একটি হলেও বেশি ফুল ফুটবে .........রক্তের মতো লাল সেই ফুলটি ......... কিন্তু শীত তো শেষ হতে চায় না............... রক্ত চোষা শীতের ভয়ে নিস্তব্ধ প্রকৃতি......... সবের মতো নিথর ও নির্বাক ............
This spring, a cuckoo sing  song ........ Although it is more like a blood red flower that flower......... .........but winter dont want to be finish............... Blood Sucking peaceful nature of the fear of winter ......... motionless and silent like sabera....

Friday 11 November 2011

WISH U GOOD MORNING SWEETY !!!


See outside the window the sun is rising 4 u,
the birds singing 4 u,
the flowers smiling 4 u
BECAUSE  last night I told them 2 wish u Good Morning.

SOME SWEET THINKINGS !!!!


1+1= 2 my 2 eyes looking at u
3+2 = 5 sense missing u
4+3 =7 days thinking of u
5+7= 12 months dreaming abt u
but 99 +1 =100 year's i need a sweet friend like u.....

REASONS WHY I LOVE YOU ????


21 Reasons Why I Love You! (REPEAT)

1. I can be myself when I am with you.

2. Your idea of romance is dim lights, soft music, and just the two of us.

3. Because you make me feel like, like, like I have never felt before.

4. I can tell you anything, and you won't be shocked.

5. Your undieng faith is what keeps the flame out of love alive.

6. You and me together, we can make magic.

7. We're a perfect match.

8. Thinking of you, fills me with a wonderful feeling.

9. Your love gives me the feeling, that the best is still ahead.

10. You never give up on me, and that's what keeps me going.

11. You are simply irresistible.



12. I love you because you bring the best out of me.

13. Your terrific sense of humor.

14. Every time I look at you, my heart misses a beat.

15. You're the one who holds the key to my heart.

16. You always say what I need to hear (You are perfect).

17. You have taught me the true meaning of love.

18. Love is, what you mean to me - and you mean everything.

19. You are my theme for a dream.

20. I have had the time of my life and I owe it all to you. Of-course, your intelligence, 'cause you were smart enough to fall in l

Wednesday 9 November 2011

FUNNY OF THE DAY !!!! VIDEO

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FUNNY MEANING OF CAR'S NAME


Who said car names don't have meanings ? ? ?

Read through...

FIAT: Failure in Italian Automotive Technology.
...
FORD: For Only Rough Drivers.

HYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive....

VOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object.

PORSCHE: Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything.

OPEL: Old People Enjoying Life

TOYOTA: The One You Only Trust, Always.

HONDA: Hung Over, Now Driving Away

KIA : Kills In Accident

And the last.

BMW: Brings Me Women...♥♥ =D

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A MBA GRADUATE BEGGER !!!! HIHIHI


A beggar found 100rs

He went 5 star hotel 4 diner

bill = 3000
... ...
Manager handed him 2 police

He gave 100 rs 2 police & freed

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DONT STOP ASKING POKET MONEY...!!!



Wife: I think our daughter is in love with someone.

Husband: How do you know?

Wife: Because she is not asking for pocket money. :P:P:P

Monday 7 November 2011

TEN FUNNY USE OF MOBILE !!!!




1. As a cosmetic tool







2. Corkscrew





3. Retaining weight





4. Cigarette case





5. Keeping the balance






6. Mouse trap




7. Coffin





8. Tweezers clothesline





9. Wall house





10. Jewelry




PICTURE SHAKING 2


JUST LOOK AT THIS PIC!!!!!!!!

PLZ LOOK AT THIS PIC JUST 30 SECONDS AND WATCH WHAT HAPPENED. ITS A REAL MAGIC.

3 FUNNY PICTURE !!!!


HIHI TWO JOKES !!!!!


1.
Dad: Wat is Ur Result?
Son: I failed in 5 subjects.
Dad: Dont cal me dad now onwards.
Son: Dad, It's nt d result of "DNA" test.  ....hihihihi



2.
A Question Asked In A Talent Test

If U R Married To One Of The Twin Sisters,
How Would You Recognize Your Wife?

... The Answer Came:

"Why Should I ?dude ...hohohohihihih...
what u will ans.......????


Sunday 6 November 2011

FUNNY PRONOUNCE !!!!


We Pronounce

22 as Twenty Two,
33 as Thirty Three,
44 as Forty Four,
55 as Fifty Five,
... Why not
11 as Onety One?

WILL U UNDERSTAND ???SO FUNNY !!!!

LOL FUNNY POEM....!!!


A Poetry Competition asked For A 2-Line
Rhyme With d Most Romantic 1st Line &
the Least Romantic 2nd Line

There's d Winning Rhymes
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♥ My darling, My Love,My Beautiful Wife ♥
Marrying U Ruined,My Whole Life

♥ I c Ur Face When I m Dreaming ♥
That's Why I Always Wake Up Screaming

♥ Kind Intelligent, Loving & Hot ♥
This Describes Everything You r Not

♥ I Love Ur Smile, Ur Face & Ur Eyes ♥
Damn, I'm V Good At Telling Lies.
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LOL.. ♥

SEE A REAL MAGIC..REALLY!!!!!!!!


1. Look at the dots on the nose for about 30 seconds.

2. Now look on the roof and blink ur eyes.

3. Do u lyk wat u see ??

FUNNY MAN VS WOMEN.....JUST FUNNY




1.

What is the difference between a woman and a battery?
“A battery always has a positive side."

2.

Husband and wife were in the midst of a violent quarrel, and hubby was
losing his temper. "Be careful," he said to his wife. "You will bring
out the animal in me."
"So what?" his wife shot back. "Who is afraid of a mouse?"

3.
After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." And the husband replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice it."




Friday 4 November 2011

OHOHOHOH...REAL FUNNY


FUNNY GIRL WITH BOY !!!!!


Girl was Sitting Alone
in a Park
Crying and a Boy sat Next to Her:
Boy:
Darling Why do you Cry ??
... Girl:
My Heart was Broken,
Boy:
I will help to Fix your Heart,
Girl:
But I'm missing Pieces,
Boy:
Then I will Break My Heart;
Just to Fix yours.. )

REALLY ITS A WRONG NUMBER !!!!!!


Mrs. Banta Singh was in the habit of having long conversation on the telephone, sometimes going on over an hour.
One day she hung up after 25 minutes….
“What is the matter today? asked her husband. “Today you had less than half an hour conversation on the phone.”
“I got a wrong number,” replied Mrs. Banta Singh.

Thursday 3 November 2011

FUNNY STYLE OF PAPER RECYCLING !!!!


First Day of college..
boy sees a hot beautiful girl sitting right next to him, & writes on paper "i love you, do you love me?"
he passes chit to her..
she replies "No"
he didn't give up, he rubs her answer & passed same paper to another hottie sitting left to him..
... 'n she replies "Yes"
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moral of d story is
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save trees, save earth,RECYCLE PAPER ! ;) :P